Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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