My nipple is on Facebook.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
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So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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