i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
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