she smelled like a LAN party
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I party with great urgency now.
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