Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
He has the fingertips of a God
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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