they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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