there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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