I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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