...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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