its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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