I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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