Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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