I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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