VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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