Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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