Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Four minutes until I can fart!
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I'm at about main and main street
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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