absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
