Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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