Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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