Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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