did you get engaged???
I'm really into asian looking animals
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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