Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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