i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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