I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
