at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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