Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
why do cheetos always look like penises
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Green mimosas i think yes
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
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You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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