Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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