id be glad to
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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