Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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