Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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