with your own penis?
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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