Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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