Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
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This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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