Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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