you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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