i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
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Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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