No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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