Pregnant stripper...not hot.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
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i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
50% drunk capacity currently
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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