i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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