What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Randomize
