ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
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some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
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All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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