Having a random hookup so left but love u
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
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her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
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FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
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