Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
