I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
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And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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