Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED