i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
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Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.