i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
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TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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