no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Floor bacon is actually really good
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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