i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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