i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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