from now on my penis is your penis
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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