I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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