stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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