Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
You may now shotgun with the bride
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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